charm is in limited supply

don't you agree

Chinese immigrants are the worst

they spit everywhere!

flea prevention

just throw some of these cracker bombs and fleas will run off back to hell

AT: Yves Saint-Laurant

Electrocuted in a French mental hospital, did it improve his designs?

AT: Mary Kay

I think most people just wear this so they can look beat up and win lawsuits

For example:

Assignment topic: Dramarama

Tony Snow is Dramarama's current drummer, while serving as white house press secretary, possibble conflict of interest??? I'll let you decide

Let's get one thing straight

It's not cool to walk around watching Everybody Loves Raymond on a portable TV. Especially if you're not going to let me sneak a peak


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